Max the Axe has made an appearance on our site before with the stellar album ‘Status Electric’. They are back but this time around we only get a 3 song E.P. which is fine. I will take what I can get. I want to thank Mike Ladano for making sure I received a copy as he knows I enjoyed the last one.
Max the Axe are a Canadian band out of Kitchener, Ontario (yeah, I don’t know where that is either). It is made up of the following members…
The Band:
- Mike “Max” Koutis – guitar
- Eric Litwiller – vocals
- Dave Haslam – drums
- Mike “Mitch” Mitchell on bass
You probably know Eric Litwiller if you watch The LeBrain Train as he is Uncle Meat. I have been on the show with him and he is a great guy so it is cool to say I know someone in the band. Before we get in the album, what did I say about the last album? I think it was this…“The songs are filled with some gritty, distorted guitars and the lyrics at times have a slight comedic flare which makes me think that this band is the bastard child of Black Sabbath and Barenaked Ladies.” This time around, we get something totally different. I feel a little more rawness and punk attitude at times and at others a bunch of drunks having a good time…more on that later.
The CD is a 3-Song E.P. and each song is very different. First up is the racially insensitive song called “Pygmy Blow Dart”. I received a letter complaining that they prefer the term little people, but I don’t think “Little People Blow Dart” has the same impact, so fuck ’em. Keep the title the way it is. That attitude is so punk but the song also is also a straight up rocker about dope. There is a really cool bass solo by Mike that falls right before Max lays down his guitar solo. Both are sensational and totally take this song to another level. Uncle Meat’s vocals are on point and I like it a lot. He slays on this one for sure.
Next up is a cover track of Black Flag’s “Thirsty and Miserable” and takes the punk sound to a whole new level. The bass on this is also great, it is distorted and totally bad ass. The guitar has that same grit and Eric goes all nasty and dirty with the vocals to give the song that needed attitude. Max lays down another blistering solo and Dave’s drum fills are fast and furious. A great cover and maybe I need to add this one to The Original Vs. The Cover Series we do here on the site. Might be close!!!
The final track is the song “Oktoberfest Cheer” which celebrates the drinking festival that comes around this time every year. I, personally, am not a drinker so I look forward to this holiday about as much as I enjoy a good colonoscopy. Yeah, not a whole lot. But after listening to this song, I think I could really use a drink. This one is a fun track, thanks in large part to Catherine Thompson’s accordion playing and as a result, we get a great little polka tune. If you take if for the humor, it is a blast with lots of great cliches about drinking and the beloved German festival. This song really should only be heard when you are drunk off your ass in a bar with your mates so grab a beer and some smokes and enjoy!
There you have it. My biggest complaint is that it is too short. I want more!! Don’t know if that will happen any time soon, but we can hope! I like the rawness and go for it all attitude of the songs and the guys sounded great. I love the fact on the back cover where they tout the song was recorded in analog on one-inch tape which harkens back to the old days of rock where things just sounded better. That is the type of attitude I like in a band. Old School Rock. I will admit, I enjoyed this and probably have played it a dozen times already. I will give it a 3.5 out of 5.0 Stars with the only fault the final track as you have to be in a special mood for that or in a special state of mind. But the first two tracks are going to get constant spins here at 2 Loud 2 Old Music!!
Don’t know where that is? It’s the center of the universe!
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Ha!! yes it is!
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Great review John I enjoyed it very much.
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Thanks. And thanks for sending a copy. Good stuff!
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Any time. I only hope there will be more to send you in the future! I was talking to Max yesterday and he believes there is unfinished business.
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Wait, I thought Toronto was the center of the universe.
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They do like to think that!
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Everything that happens there is a World Class Event, you know.
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According to ads on your local radio station Exeter is the centre of the universe.
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Exeter? Pfft why, because they have that big cat statue? Get real LOL. We used to trounce their team at basketball in high school, too.
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I have not seen a more reviewed album in my feed than this one.
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Blame me. But if you want a copy shoot me an email. I have one sale copy left ($5) and two review copies. Awesome singer, great band.
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haha, ok. will do. not on spotify so I might take you up on that.
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No these guys are indi to the core. The only way to stream any of this is when I make the music videos. Check out Pygmy Blowdart above. That’s a brand new video completed about 24 hours ago. Great tune.
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Yes, awesome singer!! But we are all partial since we know him (you know him best though).
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For better or worse I met him in the late 90s. 97 or 98. My earliest Meat memory is listening to live Metallica in the car with him.
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Yep, blame Mike!!! He is their biggest promoter!!
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Incidentally I only realized last week. Hills Walter, the guy who mastered the CD, is the singer of F.O.G. and the former bassist for Brent Doerner’s Decibel.
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Ok. I don’t know either band, but good trivia info!! LOL!!
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Elaborate a bit on the band F.O.G
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F.O.G. Blues and Brass band. I’ve never seen them, but I know Hills, and he is an incredible singer. 7 piece band. They actually just played Kincardine and I missed them due to all my issues of late.
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I thought pygmies referred to a race, an indigenous tribe. I never knew it was racially insensitive.
“I don’t think little person blow dart has the same impact, so fuck ’em.”
Hahaha. That is almost as funny as midget wrestling
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You are actually right, it was just a bad joke. LOL.
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The quote above was awesome though
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Thanks!
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Kitchener, eh? The album title makes complete sense now! Oktoberfest in good ol’ KCW is great. It’s the closest I’ll get to Munich for some time (Kitchener was called Berlin once upon a time). On a somewhat related topic, can anyone tell me if they’re still only serving Molson during the festival, or do they have actual German or German influenced beer available? I have nothing against the Molsons. I still drink it with the father in law. Just curious…
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I hope someone can help you out there. But I learned something as I didn’t know it was called Berlin at one time.
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Yup, sure was. They changed it though (obvs): “Because citizens with a German heritage were viewed as a threat by some in Canada during the First World War, many in the city, particularly its business people, feared a backlash against the name Berlin. A 2016 news report summarized the situation as “some questioned the loyalty of a city with strong German roots, and business leaders worried about a potential boycott of goods stamped Made in Berlin”. A referendum was held on 19 May 1916 as to whether the city name should be changed. That passed with a small majority and another referendum led to the name change from Berlin to Kitchener, effective on 1 September 1916.”
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Wow! That is pretty interesting. Thanks for the lesson.
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If Deke sees this, he’ll be unsurprised I gave a history lesson lol.
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Also so that Americans that failed geography wouldn’t bomb it.
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Well yeah, there is that lol
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Most Americans fail geography, sadly!!
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I also haven’t heard the town name Kincardine in years! The closest I’ve been to that town is Owen Sound. I hear it’s a nice place. I know there are some nice beaches in that area.
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I live in Owen Sound. Can confirm.
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With any luck I’ll be back in Kincardine in 7 days!
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Yup, you nailed it sir.I really enjoyed this one (as I enjoyed Status Electric). With acts like this, the real rawk is unlikely to suffer unduly!
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Thanks! It was good stuff. Glad to have it in the collection.
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Me too!
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That’s pretty good stuff! I’m always happy to hear and support a local band.
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Your description of the title track was perfect: “This song really should only be heard when you are drunk off your a** in a bar with your mates..” I also gave the EP a rating of 3.5 out of 5 stars. Great review!
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Thanks. The first two songs are good, but if you are going to have only 3 songs they all need to be stellar so it got dinged a little.
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I felt the same way! Since it was a small EP, all three songs had to be great! So, I was a bit disappointed. But yeah, at least the first two tracks were good.
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