The third Kiss solo album in the review series is none other than the Catman, Peter Criss. Peter’s album was released on the same day as all the other band members on September 18, 1978. And Peter, sadly, had the least selling and the lowest chart placing on Billboard charts at #43, however, that doesn’t mean it was the worst of the group…ok, yes it does!
Peter’s album was my least favorite, by far, and I haven’t heard it in over 30+ years probably. And when I pulled it out for this review and gave it a listen, it isn’t bad as I remember. I think that stems from the fact I know so much more about who Peter is that I feel the album fits him perfectly. Peter is not a real rock drummer, he has more of a jazz feel and this is more of his style of music. Does that mean I like this one, no, not at all, but I get it now and I respect him for it.
The idea of the solo albums is in part due to Peter and to Ace as they both were getting restless and I believe they wanted to try and do something on their own, but Kiss management wasn’t really wanting that to happen so the idea of each member doing a solo album under the Kiss moniker was dreamt up. And I don’t think any band has ever done this since if that gives you any idea of the overall success. Peter was excited about the solo album because it gave him a chance to show Gene and Paul and that his material was as strong as theirs and that he had a lot to offer. Yeah, that didn’t quite work out now did it.
The producer of the album was Vini Poncia and you know that name because he also ended up producing Dynasty and Unmasked because they needed him to keep Peter under control and happy. The songs on this album were mostly written by Peter and most were written back in 1971 for his former band called Lips.
As far as extras, the Peter solo album had almost everything still it in. It was, however, missing the album sleeve with the 4 solo album covers like below…
It did have a couple pieces none of the other solo albums I own had. First it was the merchandise order form which tells me that my brothers didn’t order anything from Peter’s catalog but stuff from the others since theirs was gone…oh well.
And the other great piece it had was an insert with all the song credits. It is still mint!! I am not sure why the other albums are missing this piece.
And of course it has the Poster…
And another piece to puzzle is complete…Next week the puzzle will be complete!!
Peter has a lot of musicians on the album including the great Steve Lukather who is practically on every 80’s album there is as he was a huge session musician and a member of Toto. Peter actually doesn’t play drums on about 3 songs which is interesting. And that is enough chit-chat, let us get to the music.
SIDE 1:
First up is “I’m Gonna Love You” written by Peter Criss and Stan Penridge who worked with Peter in their band Chelsea. It is an upbeat little number that has a few rocking moments, but feels more pop and r&b than anything else especially with those backing vocals. Peter sounds good vocally and although doesn’t really sound too much like Kiss, it is a decent track.
Then we get “You Matter to Me” which feels more disco than anything with the keyboards. Written by Vini Poncia, John Vastano, Michael Morgan, it is one of the few songs Peter doesn’t have a hand in writing. With Vini writing it, I am not surprised by the sound and style as you will see that more and more with the next two Kiss studio albums. This was the first single on the album and never charted.
“Tossin’ and Turnin'” is up next and it is the only true cover song on the album originally done by Bobby Lewis back in 1961. It more of a rocker with some R&B tendencies and it fits Peter’s gritty vocal style. He feels more at home with this one and the drum work is not bad either along with the saxophone break.
“Don’t You Let me Down” is the second single of the album and the only solo album to have two official singles, neither of which charted. Because the first song did so badly, this was rushed out as a second single. This is pure R&B and Peter sounds soulful and cool, but the song is so laid back and soft that it is hard grasp hold. It is as far removed from Kiss as you can get which I am sure was the reason for its demise. After the first three tracks, this seems boring and brings disrupts the flow of the album.
The last song on Side 1 is “That’s The Kind of Sugar Papa Likes”. This song is a blues track and has a killer solo by Steve Lukather. The vocals sound strange on this one and not consistent with the tone of the rest of the album with some weird effect on them. However, the song has a great groove and grew on me as I listened. It got me moving a little.
SIDE 2:
Side 2 kicks off with “Easy Things” and is the first song Peter doesn’t play drums on and there are a few on this side where that is true. It is an acoustic sounding song probably trying to capture the magic of “Beth” to no avail. It does jump in tempo and Peter gets more emotional in his vocal delivery, but it is so cheesy and it sounds like they are trying way too hard for a ballad hit and it is all misses.
“Rock Me, Baby” is up next and written by Sean Delaney. The song is an old school rocker with the opening piano banging away and it has an R&B, soul feel to it as well which I guess all old school rockers had. It is a fun song and although not the greatest, it works on its on level.
“Kiss the Girl Goodbye” is another ballad and another acoustic feel to it. It ranks right up with “Easy Things” in that is as cheesy and overblown as you can get. Peter’s vocals are whispery, awful and again, they are trying too hard to make something from something that is not there.
Then we get a song that I thought was a cover called “Hooked on Rock & Roll” which was written by Peter and Stephen. With Steve Lukather on guitar and the whole feel of the song, I would swear it would be something Chuck Berry could’ve done or any of those early rockers. The song fits Peter’s vocals so might be a keeper.
Lastly, we get another ballad. This time it is called “I Can’t Stop the Rain” and instead of an acoustic guitar feel, we get the heart strings pulled by a piano and some orchestration. This one was written by Sean Delaney and Peter doesn’t sing naturally with this one and during the verses. The choruses sound good, but it is too overly dramatic and the song falls flat for me. Too many ballads on this thing but it makes sense since two of the biggest hits with Kiss were ballads for Peter…”Beth” and “Hard Luck Woman”.
Track Listing:
- I’m Gonna Love You – Keeper
- You Matter to Me – Keeper
- Tossin’ and Turnin’ – Keeper
- Don’t You Let Me Down – Delete
- That’s the Kind of Sugar Papa Likes – Keeper (1/2 Point)
- Easy Thing – Delete
- Rock Me, Baby – Keeper (1/2 point)
- Kiss the Girl Goodbye – Delete
- Hooked on Rock ‘n’ Roll – Keeper (1/2 Point)
- I Can’t Stop the Rain” – Delete
The Track Score on this album is 4.5 out of 10 for a 45%. The score is a little rough as is this album. Kiss was a rock band and Peter was not a rocker. He loved his R&B and Soul so it probably started alienating him from his fans. What is the saying, “Even Peter doesn’t want to be Peter Criss”…I know none of us growing up wanted to be him after this, we wanted the Ace of Gene make-up or even Paul’s.
The Overall album score would’ve been a 0 back in they day, but there are some moments on this album that are decent although few and far between. I will give the album a 2.0 out of 5.0 Stars. It is not what I want to hear when I listen to Kiss. The funny thing is, Peter’s songs with the band prior to this album were fantastic, but most of those songs were from Gene or Paul which might explain it. We have one more to go on the Kiss solo albums so here is hoping for something better.
Next Up: Kiss – ‘Ace Frehley’ (1978)
Check out the rest of the series if you have time!!
The Kiss Review Series:
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- Wicked Lester and the Progeny Demo Sessions (Bootleg)
- Kiss – Kiss (1974)
- Kiss – Hotter Than Hell (1974)
- Kiss – Dressed to Kill (1975)
- Kiss – Alive! (1975)
- Kiss – Destroyer (1976)
- Kiss – “Flaming Youth” 45 Promo Single – Bonus Edition (1976)
- Kiss – Special Kiss Album For Their Summer Tour (1976)
- Kiss – The Originals (1976)
- Kiss – Rock & Roll Over (1976)
- Kiss – Love Gun (1977)
- Kiss – Alive II (1977)
- Kiss – Double Platinum (1978)
- Kiss – Paul Stanley (1978)
- Kiss – Gene Simmons (1978)
- Kiss – Peter Criss (1978)
- Kiss – Ace Frehley (1978)
- Kiss – Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park Movie (1978)
- Kiss – Dynasty (1979)
- Kiss – “I Was Made For Lovin’ You” (1979) – 12″ & 7″ Singles (Bonus Edition)
- Kiss – Unmasked (1980)
- Peter Criss – Out of Control (1980)
- Kiss – Music From The Elder (1981)
- Kiss – Killers (1982)
- Kiss – Creatures of the Night (1982)
- Kiss – Lick It Up (1983)
- Kiss – Animalize (1984)
- Wendy O. Williams – WOW (1984) (Bonus Edition)
- Kiss – Animalize Live Uncensored (1985)
- Kiss – Asylum (1985)
- Kiss – “Tears Are Falling” 7″ Single (Bonus Edition) (1985)
- Kiss – Creatures of the Night (1985 Re-Issue)
- Vinnie Vincent Invasion – Vinnie Vincent Invasion (1986)
- Black N’ Blue – Nasty Nasty (1986)
- Ace Frehley – Frehley’s Comet (1987)
- Kiss – Exposed VHS (1987)
- Kiss – Crazy Nights (1987)
The Bootleg Series:
- Kiss – ‘Accept No Imitations’ (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (ASYLUM TOUR)
- Kiss – Look Wot You Dun to Me (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (CRAZY NIGHTS TOUR)
- Kiss – The Summer of Satan: The Devils Ride Out! (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (DESTROYER TOUR)
- Kiss – Return to Capital Center (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (DYNASTY TOUR)
- Kiss – With Fire & Thunder (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (HOTTER THAN HELL TOUR)
- Kiss – Northhampton PA March 19th, 1975 (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (DRESSED TO KILL TOUR)
- Kiss – The Hottest Show On Earth (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (THE HOTTEST SHOW ON EARTH TOUR 2010)
- Kiss – All the Way to the Ball Room (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (Australian Tour 1995)
- Kiss – Kiss of Thunder (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (The Rising Sun Tour 2006)
- Kiss – Agora Ballroom 1974: The Cleveland Broadcast plus Bonus Cuts (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (THE KISS TOUR)
- Kiss – Hotter Than Hell: Radio Broadcast 1976 (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (ROCK & ROLL OVER TOUR)
- Kiss – The Tickler (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (LICK IT UP TOUR 1983)
- Kiss – Barbarize (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (ANIMALIZE WORLD TOUR 1984 – North American Tour)
- Kiss – They Only Come Out At Night (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (ANIMALIZE WORLD TOUR 1984 – EUROPEAN TOUR)
- Wicked Lester and the Progeny Demo Sessions (Bootleg)
Kiss – The Box Set:
- The Box Set (Part 1 of 6)
- The Box Set – Disc One 1966-1975 (Part 2 of 6)
- The Box Set – Disc Two 1975-1977 (Part 3 of 6)
- The Box Set – Disc Three 1976-1982 (Part 4 of 6)
- The Box Set – Disc Four 1983-1989 (Part 5 of 6)
- The Box Set – Disc Five 1992-1999 (Part 6 of 6)
Gene Simmons – The Vault:
- Part 1 – The Grand Opening
- Part 2 – Disk 1
- Part 3 – Disk 2
- Part 4 – Disk 3
- Part 5 – Disk 4
- Part 6 – Disk 5
- Part 7 – Disk 6
- Part 8 – Disk 7
- Part 9 – Disk 8
- Part 10 – Disk 9
- Part 11 – Disk 10
- Part 12 – The Bonus Disk
- Part 13 – The Best Songs of the Vault
- Part 14 – The Worst Songs of the Vault
- Part 15 – The Final Verdict
Saving the best for last with Ace.
You Matter To Me is the only song I like on this. So 1 out of 10. Lol.
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I’m okay with “Don’t Let Me Down” it has a bit of a vintage vibe. It’s a decent ballad with some sentiment. Reminds me of “Stand by Me” actually only not nearly as good. The rest is mostly dogshit with a few all right rock songs.
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I had to relisten to it. It’s actually not bad. Lounge rock. Lol.
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Lounge rock is a good descriptor. I wish I would’ve thought of that.
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Peter Criss and The Steely Dan’s
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I played this tonight actually and didn’t totally hate it. Not enough of it stands out though. There’s nothing too offensive.
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It is just kind of bleh for me.
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It’s the only one of their solo albums I have on vinyl. Oops! I think because it was super cheap.
I think ‘The Elder’ is the only other Kiss LP I have on vinyl (was a gift). I’ve got ’em all on CD though.
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You have the two best Kiss albums!!! HA!!!
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The problem for me with this album is that i listened to it at the same time as the other three albums and that’s the metric I apply.
if all of the songs were submitted by the members for consideration for one album and John Kalodner had to decide which 10 would make it, how many from Criss would be considered.
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Zero.
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Lol
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There are a couple decent tracks but overall…doesn’t do much for me.
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I’m sure that somebody, somewhere likes this album. I haven’t met them yet though.
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There will be a few people that pop up that do and I will hear about from someone I am sure.
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Hello nice to meet you.
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Ha!! I knew there was someone out there!!!
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I agree John. This album is not as bad as it seemed to be in 1978! I guess we’re mellowing with age. I gave it a 6/10 when I reviewed it. So we are pretty close in the scoring of it. A difference of one song I suppose.
That’s awesome you still have the original packing! Thanks for sharing!
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That is probably one of the very few that I have that actually has all the inserts.
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That is cool stuff! Just for that you should have bumped the album up a .5
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I did!! 🙂
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I have yet to meet anyone who thoroughly liked the KISS solos. I never bothered with them, especially Peter’s because I heard it was all disco and with the tunes you put here, I still won’t bother.
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Ace’s is…well…that will be next week but you shouldn’t miss it! That one is worth checking out.
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This is a great series! Great write up. Good stuff to know.
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Thanks Drew! I appreciate that. It has been so much fun to do.
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Out of all of the members…I like Peter’s voice the best…that scratchy Rod Stewart voice. Ace’s is the album I really liked out of all of them.
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I like this album. Liked it from first listen. Better than Paul’s. I dunno. I like Gregg Allman, Rod Stewart kinda stuff and this hits that spot for me. And I love his voice. Less ballads and a couple more rockers and this would be the best.
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The puzzle’s gettin’ close!
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Next week it will be complete.
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I’m curious how you decided what order to do your solo albums in. I did mine alphabetical by last name. I thought at first you were going reverse-alphabetical. But this destroys my theory.
I like your review, very fair. And actually more in line with how I feel about it today. I just like the ballads that you would delete. But you know me and nostalgia this summer blah blah blah…this one got a lot of porch play this summer.
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Thanks. A 2 isn’t great but I do like it more now then I did.
The order is the same order as the posters from left to tight. That way the picture grows with each review.
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Ah of course!
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