Kiss – ‘Exposed’ VHS (1987) – Video Review (The Kiss Review Series)

We have come to the part of the Kiss timeline in which I believe Kiss would like to completely forget. The Kiss ‘Exposed’ VHS tape that was released on May 18, 1987. In an MTV world and the 80’s rock screaming of women and excess, Kiss decided to put together a collection of their 80’s music videos that they had so far. But no, that wasn’t enough. Gene and Paul wanted to give you so much more. Some exclusive interviews, some vintage videos and a lot of women (and we will get to that in a minute).

In what can be described simply as a train wreck, we get a semi-scripted, badly acted performance of Kiss doing little sketches and some actually real and great interviews. The set for this fantasmic masterpiece is what is supposed to be Paul’s mansion…guess what…it wasn’t. They rented it for this video shoot and brought a lot of Kiss memorabilia in to make you think it was Paul’s actual bachelor pad. The set up was supposed to be some sort of documentary where this clumsy, nerdy news-type guy and a horny cameraman follow Gene and Paul around and do interviews. The sketches are horribly bad, Paul is not funny…and I mean groaningly not funny and Gene is well…Gene.

On top of that the house and every scene is covered with half-naked, and in some cases, very naked women lying around being horribly objectified and they are being misogynistic towards. In today’s world, it is completely and utterly unacceptable. However, when you are 17-18 years old in 1987, it is totally AWESOME!! I got to see Boobies!!! Because at 17/18, that was not something I was getting to see on a regular basis. I had this on VHS at the time and can’t believe my parents let me watch it. Thankfully they never saw it or I wouldn’t get to see it again. When I watched this a couple weeks ago, it was suddenly very painful to watch.

Now, the whole thing isn’t really bad. There are some serious interviews where Gene and Paul talk about how they got together and they tried to harmonize an old Beatles song that they used to sing on a street corner I believe they said. Paul even commented on some of Gene’s old demos which funny enough some of those ended up on The Vault. Those moments were cool and I think real. Everything else about the show was fake…even a lot of the boobs.

The other cool thing about the video was footage from some vintage Kiss shows and this was the 80’s so we didn’t have the Tube of You and the internet or even the Kissology DVD sets at the time to see this stuff. For me, this was the coolest part of the videos. These were some of the songs we got:

  • “I Love It Loud” (Live, June 18, 1983 in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil)
  • “Deuce” (Live, January 31, 1975, San Francisco, CA)
  • “Strutter” (Live, January 25, 1976, Detroit, MI)
  • “Beth” (Live, September 1977, Houston, TX)
  • “Detriot Rock City” (Live 1980 from Australia)
  • “I Stole Your Love” (Live, September 1977, Houston, TX)
  • “Ladies Room” (Live, September 1977, Houston, TX)
  • “Rock And Roll All Nite” (Live 1980 from Australia)

I never got to seem the live with their make-up (prior to the Reunion) so these moments were what I enjoyed the most. You also got the bands music videos for “Who Wants to Be Lonely”, “Uh! All Night”, “Tears Are Falling”, “Lick It Up”, “All Hell’s Breakin’ Loose”, “I Love It Loud” and “Heaven’s on Fire” which was cool enough, but I had seen them all on MTV hundreds of times.

The biggest misstep of this whole video is the lack of Bruce Kulick and Eric Carr. They were limited to 2 cameos each with maybe one line each and they also had to pal around with a Don Johnson dressed monkey. Totally waste of good talent (Bruce and Eric, not the monkey). This was the Paul and Gene show and it was obvious. Poor show on Paul and Gene for that error.

And that is the video in a nutshell. It is pretty horrible at times and pretty amazing at times. There is even a cool shot of a lot of Kiss memorabilia that they showcase which was fun to see the old posters, dolls and costume pieces. It was one of those, I would be embarrassed to rate this too high and it doesn’t deserve to be too low. I am guessing a 50/50 split here so we will go with a 2.5 out of 5.0 Stars. The 2.5 for the cool stuff and then a big, big ding for the badly scripted, badly acted and badly portrayal of the women. (If I was 18, this would get a 5.0 out of 5.0, but I’m not 18 anymore).

Next Up: Kiss – Crazy Nights (1987)

Check out the rest of the series if you have time!!

The Kiss Review Series:

  1. Wicked Lester and the Progeny Demo Sessions (Bootleg)
  2. Kiss – Kiss (1974)
  3. Kiss – Hotter Than Hell (1974)
  4. Kiss – Dressed to Kill (1975)
  5. Kiss – Alive! (1975)
  6. Kiss – Destroyer (1976)
  7. Kiss – “Flaming Youth” 45 Promo Single – Bonus Edition (1976)
  8. Kiss – Special Kiss Album For Their Summer Tour (1976)
  9. Kiss – The Originals (1976)
  10. Kiss – Rock & Roll Over (1976)
  11. Kiss – Love Gun (1977)
  12. Kiss – Alive II (1977)
  13. Kiss – Double Platinum (1978)
  14. Kiss – Paul Stanley (1978)
  15. Kiss – Gene Simmons (1978)
  16. Kiss – Peter Criss (1978)
  17. Kiss – Ace Frehley (1978)
  18. Kiss – Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park Movie (1978)
  19. Kiss – Dynasty (1979)
  20. Kiss – “I Was Made For Lovin’ You” (1979) – 12″ & 7″ Singles (Bonus Edition)
  21. Kiss – Unmasked (1980)
  22. Peter Criss – Out of Control (1980)
  23. Kiss – Music From The Elder (1981)
  24. Kiss – Killers (1982)
  25. Kiss – Creatures of the Night (1982)
  26. Kiss – Lick It Up (1983)
  27. Kiss – Animalize (1984)
  28. Wendy O. Williams – WOW (1984) (Bonus Edition)
  29. Kiss – Animalize Live Uncensored (1985)
  30. Kiss – Asylum (1985)
  31. Kiss – “Tears Are Falling” 7″ Single (Bonus Edition) (1985)
  32. Kiss – Creatures of the Night (1985 Re-Issue)
  33. Vinnie Vincent Invasion – Vinnie Vincent Invasion (1986)
  34. Black N’ Blue – Nasty Nasty (1986)
  35. Ace Frehley – Frehley’s Comet (1987)
  36. Kiss – Exposed VHS (1987)
  37. Kiss – Crazy Nights (1987)

The Bootleg Series:

  1. Kiss – ‘Accept No Imitations’ (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (ASYLUM TOUR)
  2. Kiss – Look Wot You Dun to Me (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (CRAZY NIGHTS TOUR)
  3. Kiss – The Summer of Satan: The Devils Ride Out! (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (DESTROYER TOUR)
  4. Kiss – Return to Capital Center (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (DYNASTY TOUR)
  5. Kiss – With Fire & Thunder (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (HOTTER THAN HELL TOUR)
  6. Kiss – Northhampton PA March 19th, 1975 (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (DRESSED TO KILL TOUR)
  7. Kiss – The Hottest Show On Earth (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (THE HOTTEST SHOW ON EARTH TOUR 2010)
  8. Kiss – All the Way to the Ball Room (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (Australian Tour 1995)
  9. Kiss – Kiss of Thunder (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (The Rising Sun Tour 2006)
  10. Kiss – Agora Ballroom 1974: The Cleveland Broadcast plus Bonus Cuts (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (THE KISS TOUR)
  11. Kiss – Hotter Than Hell: Radio Broadcast 1976 (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (ROCK & ROLL OVER TOUR)
  12. Kiss – The Tickler (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (LICK IT UP TOUR 1983)
  13. Kiss – Barbarize (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (ANIMALIZE WORLD TOUR 1984 – North American Tour)
  14. Kiss – They Only Come Out At Night (Bootleg Series) – Album Review (ANIMALIZE WORLD TOUR 1984 – EUROPEAN TOUR)
  15. Wicked Lester and the Progeny Demo Sessions (Bootleg)

Kiss – The Box Set:

Gene Simmons – The Vault:

31 thoughts on “Kiss – ‘Exposed’ VHS (1987) – Video Review (The Kiss Review Series)

  1. We all bought this in 87 lol for the boobies and the live suff which was non existent back then. I could never sit through his now lol but at the time it served its purpose for any 20 year old! lol
    The chimp had more to do in this vid than the two hired guns (Carr and Kulick)

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  2. I guess this is fair. I mean, objectively, most of this is NOT good. But when I was a kid I thought it was the greatest video ever made. Kinda cringey today but I didn’t get a lot of the sexual humour when I was 12.

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  3. I’ve never been a huge Kiss fan (except for key live performances, where their true hard rock talents emerge), but I agree, as a 17-year old, the sight of boobies would have drawn me in for sure. That’s probably where it would end, though – as a teen created by 9/11, I probably wouldn’t have given its stupidity any leeway.

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  4. THIS was part of the Kiss timeline that they’d like to forgot?!?! Not that I need to see the video, but I thought the band already hit that mark in their career with that Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park movie?

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